awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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