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(718): View more from New York

im about as happy as oj after his trial

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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back

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(913): View more from Kansas

I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman

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(719): View more from Colorado

As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.

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(303): View more from Colorado

My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."

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(616): View more from Michigan

I supernannyed him into submission

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