Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(504): View more from Louisiana

dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!

(985): View more from Louisiana

doesn't he have a girlfriend???

(504): View more from Louisiana

yeah...who do you think woke us up...

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(509): View more from Washington

I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.

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(972): View more from Texas

Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.

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(760): View more from California

Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...

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(239): View more from Florida

I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.

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(817): View more from Texas

When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.

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(914): View more from New York

He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?

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(248): View more from Michigan

We need to make tonight low-budget

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Is this your way of suggesting flasks?

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