We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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