i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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