Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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