I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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