We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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