Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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