I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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