I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
