butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
So squirting runs in the family.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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