Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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