tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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