He is such a slut. More and more my type.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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