awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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