If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just pee around me
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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