Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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