My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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