My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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