I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize
