You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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