Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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