3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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