Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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