White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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