So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
smell my finger.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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