She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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