Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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