My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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