your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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