dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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