All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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