Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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