Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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