Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Randomize
