Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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