bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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