i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
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Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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