Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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