I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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