life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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