I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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