im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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