he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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