mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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