it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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