Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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