i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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