it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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