what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
home. puking in laundry basket.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
