one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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