I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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