i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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