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If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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