Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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