No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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