I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
